Nashville Pussy: Believe It or Not, Some Upskirt Photos Are Wrong

Nashville Pussy: Believe It or Not, Some Upskirt Photos Are Wrong

Upskirt snapshots can be such a wholesome expression of love and a wonderful gift to give one’s spouse, partner, or Member of Congress. They’re a little secret, a taboo, and a pleasant photographic challenge all at the same time. And Gamelink has gigabytes of well-lit upskirt splendor, those delightful consensual invasions of privacy.

But just as we are resigning ourselves to the fact that airport bodyscan images can, in fact, be saved and shared, along comes some Grade A Tennessee Douchenozzle to — shocking! — undermine our faith in the TSA.

Air Marshal Accused Of Taking Inappropriate Photos At Nashville Airport
October 18, 2013

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — A federal air marshal has been arrested and accused of taking cell phone photographs underneath women’s skirts as they boarded a plane at Nashville International Airport. Nashville police say Adam Bartsch was on duty on Southwest Airline Flight 3132 on Thursday when a witness noticed he was taking the photos and grabbed his cell phone. Police say the witness notified a flight attendant and Bartsch was taken off the flight and charged with disorderly conduct. Nashville station WKRN-TV reports the Transportation Security Administration said Thursday afternoon that Bartsch was removed from duty and the TSA is assisting with the investigation. The agency said it’s in the process of suspending or terminating Bartsch’s employment.

Was Marshal Bartsch (that’s an “Arrested Development” name if I’ve ever heard one) planning to share these photos among colleagues in some chlorine-smelling sky lounge, upload them to a voyeurs’ group, or just flip through them while dining on Bartsch kibble in his squalid apartment? Regardless, we feel a little of our innocence has been taken away today.

I imagine that some of his subjects’ outrage may have been compounded by the fact that they’d already been traveling for several hours and their pubic areas were wilting around their traveler panties like Pawpaw trees. Additionally, I imagine that the person who caught Marshal Bartsch may have felt some conflict about knowing exactly what the marshal was doing. Did he say, “I saw him taking upskirt photos like in ‘Mr. Skin’s Upskirt No Panties‘?” Busted!

Worse, what if the photos just weren’t any good? Surely the photos didn’t look like our friend Kristina Rose in “The Seduction of Kristina Rose.” There’s nothing more humbling than losing one’s job for a crime that wasn’t worth it anyway.

Luckily Gamelink has filthy fistfuls of sanctioned and well-lit Upskirt material, from the “Upskirt Asians” to the “Teasers Extreme Public Adventures” series. This might help with your travel apprehensions.

And while we’re at it, airplane food is pretty bad, too.

About Gram Ponante

Gram Ponante
The editor of Naked Truth, Gram Ponante has been writing about pornography since 2002, though he never expected to get more than three months of material out of it. Since then, he has edited adult industry trade magazines AVN and XBiz (where he is still a contributor), Hustler, Fleshbot.com, and dozens more classy publications. He has contributed to the great Gamelink since 2006. Gram regularly speaks about issues facing the adult industry — both entertaining and grim — at colleges and conferences, and has published several popular eBooks about his time as America's Beloved Porn Journalist.
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