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What Should We Do About the Nation’s “Psycho Teens”?

What Should We Do About the Nation’s “Psycho Teens”?

Roving bands of psycho teens murdering you is one thing, but blowing you?

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Boat Porn Means Maximum Wetness!

Boat Porn Means Maximum Wetness!

Like waterbeds but bigger, boat porn sounds like a great idea.

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Blowbang Starlets Chow Down on “Wet Food 5”

Blowbang Starlets Chow Down on “Wet Food 5”

"Wet Food 5" ends not with a blowbang but a blowwhimper.

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Women “Came on James Deen’s Face” And He Didn’t Demand A Tonguearound

Women “Came on James Deen’s Face” And He Didn’t Demand A Tonguearound

"...it is the first pussy-eating movie I have ever seen which is not kind of coldly gynecological."

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“She-Male Idol” Hands Are the Devil’s Playground

“She-Male Idol” Hands Are the Devil’s Playground

"Joey has pretty consistently been at the forefront of trends that he more or less created."

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It’s Her Parody, She Can Fuck Who She Wants: “Molly’s Wrecking Ballz”

It’s Her Parody, She Can Fuck Who She Wants: “Molly’s Wrecking Ballz”

"(the great part of this is when Beyonce rejoices in having put Miley's stupid tongue to some good use)"

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“Gangland” Allows Us To GangBang Our Prejudice Away

“Gangland” Allows Us To GangBang Our Prejudice Away

Kierra looks very much like the kind of girl who does very dirty things.

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Lisa Ann Is Talkin’ ’bout A “MILF Revolution”

Lisa Ann Is Talkin’ ’bout A “MILF Revolution”

"...the two of them swarm over Manuel Ferrara like tanned, horny Tasmanian Devils."

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Breakfast in America: “Mike Adriano’s Anal Appetites 2”

Breakfast in America: “Mike Adriano’s Anal Appetites 2”

Editor's Note: There s something special in here for Dodgers fans.

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If Only All Couples’ Porn Could Be “Nothin’ but Trouble”

If Only All Couples’ Porn Could Be “Nothin’ but Trouble”

Approaching the level of basic cable original programming, "Nothin’ but Trouble" is a good hardcore alternative to waiting for titties to show up on FX.

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